Payoff Wizard #2

Here I continue the (worryingly regular) section where I publish some hand that I played like a calling station fucktard. Seems to work well as my punishment for being so motherfucking stupid... yes I'm tilted.

$3/$6 No Limit Holdem
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:

CO		($627.05)
BTN		($1236.00)
Hero (SB)		($1176.00)
BB		($1676.65)

Pre-flop: ($9, 4 players) Hero is SB

1 fold, BTN raises to $21, Hero calls $18, 1 fold

Flop: ($48, 2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $36, Hero calls $36

Turn: ($120, 2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: ($120, 2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $96, Hero raises to $295, BTN raises to $740

LOL he made the nuts, I'm never good here, right? But wow what a lovely price I'm getting...

Hero calls $445

Final Pot: $1,600
BTN shows:
Hero shows:

BTN wins $1,598 ( won +$801 )
Hero lost -$797

FML. That's the most fucking retarded call I've made in ages. Not even a monkey clicking buttons bluffs there 30% of the time.

Coming soon - Baz teaches you how the most effective way to set money on fire.